"i wish i was born in the 90s" says the young girl. suddenly, her surroundings change- french flags fly above and around her, crowds are cheering. it is france, 1793. the king is dead. long live the revolution.
i don’t want you, i want your netflix password
this was designed for very young children and i am not a young child i am a 260 pound man
how did you get in there.
How did you get out
Me before social events
Get ready for mass hysteria tomorrow.
the amount of hair i lose in the shower really concerns me
how to walk a mile: a 5280 step program
friendly reminer to check the ‘i hate my parents’ tag on christmas morning!!!
we’re halfway thru april, u know what tht means?
HOW DOES THIS MAKE ME LAUGH EVERY FUCKING YEAR!?
Look at that grin. She’s so fucking pleased with herself.
this was probably a first in beyonces whole life
This is what terrifies me about the ocean.
the few times I’ve gone snorkelling this is the most intensely scary but amazing thing about it, the bit where the reef ends and it suddenly just drops off and you cant see the bottom or what’s down there, and you swim over the edge and suddenly your in open water, and you feel so vulnerable like you’re a fish that lives on the reef, and you finally understand finding nemo
you finally understand finding nemo